Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Rejected Novel Dedication #6

[I thought it would be fun to get back to this feature. I don't know if it'll be a regular installment, or just something I do whenever I get the inspiration and/or feel like being pithy.]

To all the esteemed reviewers who panned my previous novel:

It sold 175,000 copies and earned me my third million.


By all means, trash this one, too.

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