I offer into the English language a new word: comelatory. It's an amalgamation of "comiserating" and "celebratory" in that I need a drink to watch all this talk of statistics and political commentary. But with only 30-40% of precincts nationwide reporting and no one yet projected to have the necessary 270 votes, I have no idea whether my drink is supposed to be drowning my sorrows or toasting my preferred candidate's success.
The drink in question is my second attempt to recreate The Vixen. If I may say, the second time's the charm.
Also, Comedy Central has the most entertaining election coverage by far.