Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Rejected Novel Dedication #2

For an upcoming erotic fiction book:

To You.

No, Cedric. Not you.

Not you either, Jeff.

Dennis? Are you kidding me? Never you.

And, George, you may think you're all that and a bag of chips, but, let me tell you, that was the most boring two minutes of my life. Puh-lease.

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