Mark's words to Drewbie this morning. My husband abandons me for the world of the thirtysomethings today. I'll be a few months behind him. Shockingly, there is a real dearth of taunting cards for this milestone. Most of the ones I found were along the lines of "Hey, welcome to REAL adulthood" in some flowery form or another.
That's OK. I made up for it by getting him a T-shirt that had "NERD" plastered across the front.