Afternoon Laugh

I'm very tired, I really want to be at home in my comfy pants, with my fuzzy socks, and a plate full of comfort food as I play Jak II or read Jessica Hall's latest, The Kissing Blades (took me long enough to pick it up). But, instead, I'm stuck at work in a new job that I like but I'm still figuring things out. And fumes from the permanent marker I had to use to write an address on a box are still hanging around my cube. Ick. So I took a break and checked out the latest Onion. Found this. Laughed myself silly. Especially the second to last one. And the watermelon one. Enjoy.