Ladies and Gentlemen, I Give You The Onion

Just when I thought I wouldn't be able to find anything interesting or wacky to link for this edition of Sunday Grab-bag (marking the resumption of normal blogging, barring further moving insanity), I wandered over to The Onion. There were a number of funny headlines, but this one just made my day.

Here's my favorite bit:

...data suggests Spirit is convinced that [sister rover] Opportunity has found water and isn't telling anyone.