Tonight on The Tonight Show. Arnold Schwarzenegger. The Dead Kennedys. And the Patriot Act!
I can see the lines forming now as citizens crowd the streets to catch a glimpse of John Ashcroft and the Act-mobile.
I wonder if the Patriot Act would get secret service protection while on its tour? But here's the real kicker: what would the code name be?
"Roger that. Papyrus is moving."
Hey, maybe they could call the Tour "Operation Deadwood."
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